“I’ve known Tyler for years, he went to college with my son. I always knew he was talented, but I had no idea what an artist he was! The way the words just flow from page to page, and how they so aptly describe the stunning photography. You really feel like you’re right there with him as he took those snaps. I wish I was his mom!”

- Rosemary

“To say that ‘Norton: Cowch Guide to Birds: Volume I’ is a good book is an understatement. Of course it’s nothing compared to what I could create cause I’m the greatest, never published, but I could easily if I wanted to. But now adays you can’t say anything anymore. Things are horrible, ever since CROOKED hilary failed to become president. Thank GOD for Donald J Trump. Best president since Jackson”

- DJT

“Tyler Norton is to birds as MLK is to black people”

- Michael Scott

“I don’t know how, but I went blind and deaf after reading Volume I, readers beware…”

- Helen Keller

“Fuck Birds!”

- Hazel

“Are you a 30 year old thinking I need a knew hobby to spice things up in my life? Well then is the book for you! Volume I will make you want to give up reading and go outside to experience the world of birds! You’ll get halfway through this issue and think to yourself, wow, if Tyler can do this, I don’t see why I can’t! Absolute cash grab.”

- Bill Gates

“To be honest, I received this as a gag gift for my 32nd birthday, never bothered to open it until this morning. It’s been sitting in my guest bathroom for 3 years and I honestly forgot about it until last nights risotto hit me hard while my wife was taking a shower. I glanced over and thought to myself, what the hell, I’l take a gander, probably gonna be in here for a while. 45 minutes later I was in tears. Best read in months. The best part of the book was found out the hard way. After reading the authors note at the end, I looked down to realize I hadn’t put any TP on the roll in a while. Softest paper ever. 10/10”

- Victoria Monreal

“I’ve seen better writing in my daughter's 4th-grade gym class. Guess they’ll publish anything nowadays.”

- Disappointed Father

“Being raised in rural America I had little to no ability to read, but upon hearing the news that Tyler “Big Dick” Norton had published, I knew I had to change. I spent 4 months learning the ins and out of the difficult American language so that “Norton: Couch Guide to Birds” could be the very first piece of literature I got to experience. And let me tell you, it did NOT disappoint. I don’t even like birds, but here I am looking out my window and what do I see? Holy shit, that’s a Big-Breasted Purple-Rumped Warbler. Cannot wait for Volume II!”

- G.G. Watt

“A truly transformational experience. I’ve never quite understood birds like I do now.”